what if all your fingers just turned into tongues… like what would you even do
dude people with vaginas would have the best time getting off
“People with vaginas”
what are those called again
I can’t remember
this is what yahoo payed 1.1billion dollars for
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reblog if u were on tumblr before yahoo bought it
IT’S LITERALLY BEEN LIKE A DAY AND WHAT ARE YOU EVEN TRYING TO ACHIEVE WITH THIS POST
only a true tumblrite would understand. you just outed yourself as a yahooligan
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The idea that people had sex before the 20th century really freaks me out. Like George Washington probably got a blow job and that makes me uncomfortable.
shoutout to every girl ever for being hot as h*ck and making me hate myself
did u just censor e in the word heck
You’re d*mn right I did I’m trying to get into Heaven
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whats a librarians favorite color
read
“laugh”
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half of me wants to be a really physically active person but the other half of me is like “nah son” and how can I argue with that
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i recognize and fully admit that i’m addicted to the internet but considering i could be addicted to drugs or alcohol or sex i think i did pretty good ok
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I talk a lot of shit for someone who panics while ordering food at restaurants
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